Beth: I don’t know if I even believe in that anymore. The right guy. The perfect guy. The one. I’ve lost faith in “the”.

Jennifer: How do you feel about “a” and “an”?

Beth: Indifferent.

Jennifer: So you’re considering a life without articles?

Beth: And true love.

-Attachments, R. Rowell

Speed Dial

-Will Grayson

Here’s to all my best friends.

Dear All Of You,

Especially, IV – Charity peepz; Jazmine, Rae, Jolo, Rein; Rose, Loren, Iya, Christie, Lizette,

It’s true, there are 9 of you plus my mom on my speed dial — and being in there should flatter you all btchezz. Hahahaha. Anyway, life without you guys is something so unimaginable. You make the days easier. You make this life meaningful.

Please stay in my life forever. And ever.

Sml,

Banj

“…I want to believe that, despite all evidence to the contrary, it is possible for anyone to find that one special person.”

“…wasn’t reality bound to be disappointing?”

“The experience might have been an epic disaster, but it was still… an experience.”

“According to everyone besides me, if my brother and I tag along on their vacation, it won’t be as “romantic.” I don’t see what’s so “romantic” about spending a week in a tropical paradise with your spouse whom you’ve already seen almost everyday for the past quarter century. I can’t imagine anyone ever wanting to be alone with me that much.”

-Lily